Remodeling the Bachelor

I, Philippe Zabelle (wealthy software designer,callous playboy, totally un-handy man), do hereby hirecontractor Janice Diane Wyatt to renovate my home(but not make significant changes in my life, likemaking me fall for her, a single mom). I give J.D. full authority to choose appliances anddecor as long as she doesn't distract me from mypoker games or wear anything too revealing. Should J.D. fail to complete this job or should I be unable to resist her beauty andintelligence this agreement will be renegotiatedaccording to our mutual desires.