Garfield's Guide to Everything

In Garfield s Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity.

Sleep The best 18 hours of my day
Coffee Mother Nature s Jumper Cables
Dogs They contain 90% of the world s drool supply.
Love is splitting the last piece of pizza.
Exercise My favorite spectator sport.
Mondays The armpit of days.
Golf That s Scottish for AAARGH!